majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

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acomas:

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TO MY MUM XXX

acomas:

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS TO MY MUM XXX

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pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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loushirolls:

things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads

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algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

 

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superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

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guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

(Source: jellys)

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